11/10/2010

Unrepeatable Profanities

Let me tell you. The shit that came out of my mouth today on my drive home was hysterical and gross.

T*tface
Jerkmouth
Crapass
C*cks*cker
Stupid blind buttf*cks
Masters of the stupid ass universe

Basically everyone and anyone who didn't know how to operate a motor vehicle was on the highway today at 5:45PM. The highway was backed up for six exits. I think I got shin splints from from sitting in stop and go traffic for an hour and a half.

Assholes.